“I wasn’t feeling like myself.”
(Source: simplyfeeling, via fuckinghannibal)
Unfortunate Speller
You're right, I opened the door. I can't control what comes through it.
(via fuckinghannibal)
Dr. Lecter (1.09) + Looking Down
(Source: mykingdombleeds, via fuckinghannibal)
(Source: benadict, via pondgillan)
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
(via mr-comatose-over-here)
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
We use fortnight in America, some of us are just uneducated and have no vocabulary.
(via mr-comatose-over-here)
zelda fans who get upset at fans who think link’s name is zelda
i’m pretty sure you’re not the first fandom to feel that way
frankenstein
To be fair though Frankenstein is a very monstery name
#i bet if his name was victor smith he wouldnt have these problems
(Source: canuupls, via mr-comatose-over-here)
(via oxymoronic-nerd)
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
