Unfortunate Speller

I am opnionated, horrible at spelling, athisistic, and generally confused on sexuality. I ship Johnlock, Harmony, and Doctor/TARDIS as OTP's.

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

(via othermagicchild)

witherwanderyou:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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literally fuck these kinds of people

Because Harry Potter didn’t have enough Christian parallels?

(via 221bbakerstreetissherlocked)

tazzygal:

greg-house-md:

Somehow the the sad meds faces make me sad…

THIS!!!! 

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!

I’m printing this out for my boss and my co-workers and making them read it a thousand times every time they try to tell me that I’m over-medicating and should consider getting off the anti-depressants!

I’m going to staple it to their foreheads if I have to!

(Source: edgebug, via 221bbakerstreetissherlocked)

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

(via sundance-reminisce)

  • Doctor: Let's go on a vacation
  • TARDIS: Do you mean a nuclear wasteland filled with centipede zombies
  • TARDIS: Or a planet of pyschic worm gods
  • TARDIS: the kind that need blood sacrifice
  • TARDIS: How about New York
  • TARDIS: How about the Great Fire of New York
  • TARDIS: Have you met Jack the Ripper yet you should meet him
  • TARDIS: What about a spaceship about to get sucked into a black hole how does that sound
  • TARDIS: Why don't we go to nazi germany that's always fun
  • TARDIS: Or an alternate dimension with nazi britain that's even better
  • TARDIS: You know what you need you need some were-crocodiles
  • TARDIS: and especially daleks
  • TARDIS: Lots of daleks
  • TARDIS: Thousands of daleks
  • Doctor:
  • TARDIS: Are you enjoying your vacation

sixpenceee:

Informal infographic depicting evolution 

(via sundance-reminisce)

kasaclise:

john oliver getting it done

(Source: -teesa-, via sundance-reminisce)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

bead-bead:

ohaiitsarielle:

novakian:

rhett-the-jet:

The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”

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I ADORE THIS.  

(via noellethepastelhobbit)